What am I doing?

Come on, you'll be cool if you do it.

Everybody else is doing it.

If you do it, I'll let you touch my boob.
(well, maybe not that one)

Anyway, like smoking and other assorted dumbness, I have finally been peer pressured into starting a blog. I use peer pressure in the singular sense, since I only have one friend. Well, the idea of this is, according to my wife, to have an outlet for the retarded stuff that runs through my head. Like most "tards" now that I have an outlet for my unbridaled verbal aggression, I really don't have anything to say.